So, our esteemed senators—those noble guardians of justice and democracy—have once again shown their unparalleled ability to decide a case before hearing any evidence. Incredible. Who needs due process when you can just declare your verdict in a press conference? Why waste time with witnesses, documents, and actual deliberation when political allegiance is all that matters?

Let’s be real: these senators aren’t jurors; they’re fan club members. Their job isn’t to seek justice but to protect their political idol at all costs. And by publicly announcing their decision in advance, they’ve turned the impeachment trial into a farcical theater production—one where the ending is already written.

If this is how they uphold the Constitution, we might as well replace the impeachment process with a group chat where they send thumbs-up emojis to their leader. At least that would save taxpayers some money. Shameful, indeed!