VP Sara Duterte’s announcement that she’s accepted her father, Rodrigo Duterte, as her attorney for any impeachment case is a plot twist nobody saw coming. It’s like hiring a comedian to fix your plumbing—entertaining, sure, but will it work? 

The elder Duterte’s legal track record remains as elusive as his stance on human rights. Despite persistent inquiries, nobody seems to know how many cases he’s actually won as an attorney—or if there are any to count.

Imagine the courtroom theatrics: Rodrigo Duterte delivering fiery one-liners, peppered with “putang ina” for dramatic effect, while Sara facepalms in the background. Will his arguments be legally sound or just sound bites for the evening news?

This father-daughter legal dream team raises more questions than answers. Is this a genuine strategy or just another Duterte-brand spectacle? One thing’s certain: the court sessions would rival a Netflix drama, but justice might end up as the biggest cliffhanger.