Everything Is Coming Up Orange

(AC geopolitics correspondent Brian Neyra contributed to this report)

As the United States embraces the era of Donald Trump as its 47th president, it seems the entire country — and the world — is getting a fresh coat of orange.

Climate change activists in London have taken things literally, spray-painting the U.S. Embassy’s marker in bright orange hues. Rumors suggest the White House will soon be rechristened as the “Orange House,” and, of course, Pantone’s 2025 Color of the Year is already a foregone conclusion.

Not only will American bakeries start serving up orange pies instead of apple, but even Halloween can finally breathe a sigh of relief — its signature color is here to stay.

In a world where everything’s gone orange, there’s a strange sense of unity. If you squint just right, you might even catch a glimpse of a “great” America that’s — well — distinctly, unforgettably, undeniably orange.

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