Dear Supreme Being,

We humbly ask that you keep VP Sara Duterte safe in her journeys—be they physical, mental, or otherwise. Guide her through the labyrinth of whatever colorful personality or brain malfunctions may currently afflict her. We know that her well-being is crucial, as she stands first in line for the highest office in the land. May she wield her power with care, even in moments of confusion or misplaced passion. And as we await Your divine intervention, please, Lord, help the Philippines navigate these uncertain waters with grace and patience. Amen.