In a spectacular display of modern fiscal wisdom, netizens have rallied around the innovative idea of giving the Office of the Vice President (OVP) a zero budget after Sara Duterte’s masterclass in dodging questions at the House of Representatives. 

Critics, missing the true art of politics, have labeled her as arrogant, self-entitled, and disrespectful—clearly mistaking these as flaws rather than the essential qualities of high office. Representative France Castro even likened her to a squid, but why stop there? A squid only releases ink when under pressure, while our Vice President managed to do so while basking in a House inquiry. 

The Adobo Chronicles, ever the beacon of financial prudence, advocates for a more generous P1 budget. After all, why waste the government’s precious ink on an office that could run just as well with a single coin? Austerity, thy name is genius!