In today’s episode of *Who Wants to Be a Millionaire*, the raid on the Kingdom of Jesus Christ was served piping hot with a side of *fake news* and sprinkled with “alternative facts.” Competing networks seemed to be playing a numbers game—1, 2, 5, or even 7 deaths reported, depending on who bid highest for the scoop. 

Alas, the irony! The only confirmed casualty wasn’t struck by a hail of bullets but by a heart attack. Perhaps the poor soul simply couldn’t handle the sheer drama. 

But fear not! The “reporters” know that in a world where the truth is negotiable, viewers don’t tune in for accuracy—they tune in for the spectacle. After all, why let a small thing like facts get in the way of a good story? In the end, it’s not about who got it right, but who got it *first.*