In an unexpected twist, Senate President Chiz Escudero has declared himself the designated survivor, minutes after Vice President Sara Duterte’s departure for Germany.

“It doesn’t matter that I am already second in line in the presidential succession per the Constitution,” Escudero stated confidently. He further elaborated, “I am just following the good example of Duterte to make sure we got all bases covered just in case.”

Sources close to Escudero reported that he has already begun drafting emergency speeches and practicing his best stoic expressions.

Political analysts are baffled by this move, with some speculating that Escudero is merely ensuring his name stays in the headlines.

Meanwhile, President Marcos Jr., seemingly amused by the turn of events, has reportedly ordered some special popcorn to enjoy the ensuing drama.

The nation watches in anticipation, wondering what other innovative constitutional interpretations might emerge from the Senate next.