Ah, the revered medical community, paragons of professionalism and ethics, save for the occasional Dr. Ethel Pineda.

In a stunning display of dedication, she has morphed into a master of manufactured intrigue, conjuring health crises where none exist. The audacity to question President Bongbong Marcos’ well-being—citing some archaic legal provision—is comedy gold. Unlike her idol Duterte, who vanished from the public eye with Houdini-like flair, Marcos remains a visible and vibrant leader. Yet, Pineda’s political machinations masquerade as medical and legal concerns.

One might suggest she choose between her Hippocratic Oath and her political fervor, but alas, such a duality seems beyond her grasp. Instead, she tramples on principles of privacy and confidentiality, desperately seeking a scandal. For someone entrusted with the sanctity of medical ethics, Pineda has become an exemplar of how not to blend politics with profession, ensuring laughter at her expense and disbelief in her intentions.

(Melchor Vergara) contributed to this report.