In the bizarre world of vlogging, a new breed of so-called “smart” influencers has emerged, armed with an IQ seemingly discarded like yesterday’s trash. Case in point: the hilariously misguided reactions to Clark Airport’s announcement of a venue that could host a Taylor Swift concert.

Yes, dear vloggers, the airport wasn’t auditioning to be Taylor’s next stagehand but was highlighting its potential for major global events. Imagine their astonishment if someone suggested the Philippines could host the Olympics! These vloggers might assume Michael Phelps is coming to swim laps in the Pasig River. It’s almost endearing how their literal minds missed the broader vision—conferences, FIFA, world-class events—opportunities to elevate the country’s global standing.

Maybe it’s time for these vloggers to retrieve their fallen IQs, dust them off, and realize there’s more to life than clickbait and concert fantasies. The world is watching, and so are the fifth graders.