In a dazzling display of democracy, the Hong Kong Maisug Rally promises to be a spectacle worthy of the 220 HKD admission fee, approximately the cost of a concert ticket at the Mall of Asia Arena.

Forget international superstars; this lineup boasts heavyweights like Harry Roque, Glenn Chong, Trixie Cruz-Angeles, and Atty. Vic Rodriguez, joined by newcomers Pebbles Talakera and aspiring porn star Tio Moreno. Why spend your day off relaxing when you can pay to endure political grandstanding? This event might go down in history as the first rally accessible through Pay-For-View. Perhaps next year, they’ll sell popcorn and offer VIP seats with complimentary headaches.

As attendees contemplate their life choices, one can only marvel at how democracy and capitalism have merged into this glorious circus. Remember, folks, the show must go on, even if it costs a pretty penny and a chunk of your sanity.