In a masterclass of political diplomacy, newly-appointed DepEd Secretary Sonny Angara boldly declared his intent to perpetuate his predecessor’s “robust” programs. The catch? These programs are as elusive as a unicorn in a haystack. Angara’s statement is akin to promising to keep the Invisible Man visible—commendable, yet fundamentally flawed.

Of course, we mustn’t fault Angara for his pledge; after all, political etiquette dictates a reverent nod to one’s predecessor, particularly when that predecessor occupies the office of the vice president.

In the grand theater of politics, Angara’s declaration serves as a prime example of the age-old adage: “If you can’t say something substantive, say something diplomatic.” Here’s to hoping Angara’s tenure will be less about ghost-chasing and more about conjuring up tangible educational reforms from the ether.