Move Over Trolls, Here Comes The Template Squad

by Melchor Vergara

Move over, trolls. Here comes the latest social media sensation: template squads. The modus operandi? Someone, presumably a shadowy fund source, provides a cookie-cutter post, which is then disseminated by, again presumably, paid trolls, masquerading as genuine opinions. Add to that the legion of copy-paste enthusiasts, and you’ve got a digital cacophony of identical viewpoints.

But wait, there’s more! This well-oiled machine of manufactured consensus is starting to crumble under its own monotony. It seems our template titans forgot one crucial detail: variety is the spice of viral content. When a single typo is replicated across thousands of posts, even the least discerning users start to smell a rat.

As the digital herd collectively facepalms, the masterminds behind the operation scramble to regain credibility.

Authenticity may have been optional in their grand plan, but it turns out, originality isn’t just a trend—it’s survival.

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Sara Duterte As Leader Of Opposition Is An Oxymoron

In a twist worthy of a political soap opera, some now claim that Sara Duterte, fresh off her cabinet resignation, will spearhead the opposition. The idea that Duterte will oppose herself—being the Vice President and part of the current government—is a spectacular oxymoron.

While she is indeed free to criticize the Marcos administration, imagining this as a prelude to the next presidential race is naive. President Marcos Jr. isn’t running again, but Duterte might. So, for as long as Marcos Jr. is diligently performing his mandate, any opposition from Duterte and her loyalists will be nothing more than political grandstanding.

It’s a fascinating spectacle: the Vice President posturing as the opposition to an administration she’s inherently a part of. But in this circus, the only thing they’ll be juggling is a waste of everyone’s political time.

The show must go on, but it’s starting to look more like a farce than a drama.