
In a nation where headlines often resemble plot twists from a soap opera, the saga of Pastor Apollo Quiboloy takes the cake—or perhaps the communion wafer. Despite being tagged a fugitive by the authorities, Quiboloy seems less like a criminal mastermind and more like a magician pulling off the disappearing act of the century.
With the Department of Justice, National Bureau of Investigation, and the National Police scratching their heads, one can’t help but wonder if they’ve misplaced their magnifying glasses or if Quiboloy has perfected the art of invisibility.
Meanwhile, as Quiboloy’s legal limbo unfolds, he’s not holed up in a secret lair but basking in the limelight, surrounded by birthday well-wishers and high-profile guests, including his faithful sidekick and Kingdom of Jesus Christ administrator Rodrigo Duterte.
In a land where truth is stranger than fiction, Quiboloy’s escapades serve as a reminder that in the Kingdom of Jesus Christ, miracles come in all shapes and sizes—even if they’re just a pastor’s ability to evade the long arm of the law.