Ah, the divine drama unfolds as Pastor Apollo Quiboloy claims the heavenly title of the appointed son of God. Yet, amidst the accusations and legal woes, his behavior mirrors less of a messiah and more of a fugitive evading earthly justice.

If indeed he walks in the footsteps of Jesus, why the trembling reluctance to face accusers or the prospect of arrest? Even Pontius Pilate, sorry, President Bongbong Marcos, stands accused of potential betrayal in this divine comedy. Quiboloy’s paranoia reaches celestial heights, envisioning extraordinary rendition to evade accountability, alleging a modern-day crucifixion. 

But fear not, for even in his hypothetical demise, the promise of resurrection after three days looms large.

In this divine comedy of errors, the script seems to blur between scripture and scandal, leaving us mere mortals to ponder: if he truly holds the divine mantle, why the earthly fear?