In a stunning twist of irony, the Philippine Supreme Court, dominated by Duterte’s own appointees, has struck down his attempt to revoke Antonio Trillanes’ amnesty. With 13 out of 15 justices owing their seats to Duterte, it’s a remarkable display of judicial independence—so remarkable that it’s almost comical.

This bold move proves that the Philippine justice system is functioning flawlessly, obviating any need for meddling by international bodies like the ICC. Duterte, ever the paragon of legal virtue, insists on facing local courts but draws the line at foreign scrutiny. Now, as a mere citizen, Duterte may find himself facing the very justice system he once championed.

But fear not, for the beacon of domestic justice shines bright, or so we’re told. Unless, of course, we still harbor a peculiar fondness for international fingers poking into our legal affairs.