by Brian Neyra, Adobo Chronicles Senior Geopolitical Correspondent

In a groundbreaking move that may leave noses bewildered and stomachs growling, McDonald’s Japan is breaking into the fragrance game with a limited-time line that promises to leave you smelling like a walking order of McFries.

Yes, you heard it right, because who wouldn’t want to exude the tantalizing aroma of plum nori seaweed salt, garlic black pepper mayo seasoning, or the classic regular salted McFries?

Clearly, this innovative pivot comes as a desperate attempt to combat declining sales, with McDonald’s Japan feeling the heat from stiff competition, especially that elusive Filipino bee with its fat and stupid charm, Jollibee!

But fear not, ladies planning a jaunt to Japan! With these fragrances, you’re guaranteed to captivate the man of your dreams. After all, they say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, and what better way to his heart than through his nostrils?

McDonald’s, where fragrance and fast food collide in a scent-sational adventure!