In a stunning display of divine delusion, followers of Apollo Quiboloy, self-proclaimed “appointed son of God,” gather in a prayer rally to support their embattled leader. Despite the irony of praying for a man who claims divine status, the faithful opted for earthly intervention in the form of a rally demanding justice for Quiboloy’s legal woes. Perhaps they missed the memo on the deity hierarchy or confused supplication with support.

With recent prayer rallies setting a colorful precedent, one can’t help but wonder if we’ll witness a heavenly chorus of expletives this time. After all, nothing says “divine intervention” like a litany of profanity from the faithful.

Irony seems lost on the devout, as they demand justice for a man facing criminal charges both stateside and in the Philippines. But who needs logic when you have blind faith and a fervent belief in the infallibility of one man’s divine appointment?