Malacañang has announced that Coldplay, the British rock band known for its global hits, will headline the kick-off rally for the administration’s much-touted “Bagong Pilipinas” movement. 

The Presidential Palace gleefully declared that Coldplay’s presence will guarantee the largest crowd ever assembled at Rizal Park, with the added benefit of offering solace to Filipinos who couldn’t afford the steep P1,500 ticket price at the group’s recent Philippine Arena concert.

Critics are questioning the strategic choice, wondering if Coldplay’s anthems of love and unity align with the administration’s controversial policies. Nonetheless, the announcement has sparked widespread excitement among citizens who are thrilled to witness a free Coldplay concert. The move has also prompted speculation about future international acts headlining political events, with rumors swirling about Taylor Swift performing at the State of the Nation Address. 

After all, nothing says political transformation like a stadium full of Coldplay fans chanting “Viva la Vida” for change.

All eyes are on Marcos to see if he will use the presidential chopper to get to Luneta on January 28.