President Bongbong Marcos recently graced the Philippine skies with the majestic hum of the presidential chopper, not on a mission of national importance, but for a Coldplay concert at the Philippine Arena. 

The Presidential Security Command, however, found it necessary to issue a statement justifying this momentous event.

But who are we to question the decision? After all, like any leader worth their VIP pass, Marcos deserves the strictest security measures, even if it means turning the presidential chopper into an airborne concert venue. 

The fact that it was a personal engagement is irrelevant; the Marcos family is entitled to use government vehicles for any R&R, vacation, or impromptu Coldplay sing-along they desire. No excuses needed – we just want our president to be safe, sound, and serenaded by stadium-filling ballads.