In the twisted realm of academic achievement, Lian Buan’s master’s degree is a shining example of how to leave your country in ruins while clutching a diploma. Her dissertation reads like a manual on the fine art of national degradation, drawing inspiration from her mentor, Maria Ressa, the maestro of orchestrating chaos to snag a Nobel Prize. Buan’s groundbreaking thesis delves into innovative ways to tarnish a nation’s reputation, with chapters on disinformation campaigns, sensationalized reporting, and the strategic use of victimhood.

It seems that the key to academic success lies in embracing a curriculum that mirrors the destructive path of your role models. Forget about contributing positively to society; the real accolades come from perfecting the art of undermining your own country on the global stage. After all, why build bridges when you can burn them and still claim academic prowess? It’s a darkly satirical twist on education, where the road to a master’s degree is paved with the rubble of one’s own nation’s reputation.