In a dazzling twist of cosmic irony, the Miss Universe Organization, now wrapped in the glittery cocoon of bankruptcy protection, has unveiled its saviors – a dream team that’s more about brains than just beauty. 

Michelle Dee, possibly an heiress to a banking dynasty assumes the throne, proving that handling the universe requires more than just a crown and a winning smile; it requires financial finesse. Her family founded a bank, so why not let her balance the universe’s books?

As executive director, the stunning Anntonia Porsild, with her Miss Universe first runner-up title, is set to dazzle with her strategic brilliance. Because when the universe throws you a curveball, why not respond with a poised pivot?

Watch out, galaxy – this dynamic duo is here to redefine beauty pageant management. With the sparkle of the crown and the wisdom of financial wizards, the Miss Universe Organization might just rise from the ashes with a balance sheet that’s as impressive as its contestants’ evening gowns. It’s not just a pageant; it’s a financial odyssey through the cosmos.