Sass Rogando Sasot, self-proclaimed International Relations Expert and occasional oracle of global affairs, is reportedly suing One News for a staggering case of oral defamation. 

Outraged by being labeled a mere “political blogger” in a recent interview, Sasot claims she agreed to grace the channel with her geopolitical wisdom, not to be dragged into the murky waters of mere punditry. 

Legal experts are eagerly awaiting the court’s verdict on whether the phrase “political blogger” can indeed inflict irreparable damage to one’s inflated sense of self-importance. 

Meanwhile, the nation collectively wonders if we’ve just witnessed the birth of a groundbreaking legal precedent or a masterclass in self-esteem management.