My cherished readers, picture this: Sara Duterte’s political soiree, but instead of graceful and reasonable defenders, her dance floor’s swarmed by a frenzy of bloggers, more rabid than a pack of dogs on espresso! 🐿️☕️

Sara’s poll numbers are plummeting faster than a diva’s lashes after a weepy rom-com. 😭 And who’s to blame? Her very own digital entourage that she did not even approve of, brandishing their keyboards like swords, fighting shadows and slaying their own… ALL FOR THEIR PRINCESS. 🗡️💻

These rabid fanatics think they’re defending Sara fair and square. But, honey, they’re actually flipping the script and turning potential allies into audience members for the “Unfollow Sara” show. 👎🎪

Their idea of ‘support’ is dishing out personal attacks with the gusto of a chef gone rogue in a spice market. “Too much” is their motto, and they sprinkle controversy on every dish like it’s culinary confetti. 🍲✨ Instead of showcasing Sara’s political recipes, they’re serving a buffet of bickering and personally attacking people that would make Gordon Ramsay blush. 🤬🍽️

These rabid Sara Duterte supporters came from the entourage of her father– they are the most vicious of all. I think there are reasonable ones, but overshadowed by the rabid pack, and the rabids are stealing the spotlight! 🔦 And, trust me, darlings, it’s not for a standing ovation. With each low blow, they’re not just torching Sara Duterte’s campaign trail! 🎆🌳

It’s time for an intervention, dear Sara. She must swap out these political piranhas for some serene goldfish if she’s to swim rather than sink. 🐟🌊 If she doesn’t turn this rabble into a choir that sings harmonious hymns of her policies, she’ll be conducting a requiem instead of a rally. 🎤🎶

The ballot box isn’t a fan of drama, believe me. It craves the whisper of wisdom, not the shrieks of the over-zealous. If Sara can’t leash her wild hounds, she might as well hand out earplugs with her campaign buttons. 🐶🔇

So, here’s to Sara who is most likely annoyed by the antics of her rabid defenders. May she channel her inner Olivia Pope and ‘handle’ this unruly flock before the voters turn their backs for good. Because, in the end, it’s not the bark that wins votes; it’s the bite of sound policy. And right now, her kennel’s got nothing but bark. 🌳👀

In the grand drama of elections, may the final act see sanity restored, with Sara as the poised protagonist, not the collateral damage of her own tragic chorus. Otherwise, her next political chapter might just be a cautionary tale, headlined: “How NOT to Win Friends and Influence People to Vote for Sara Duterte” 📚🚫