Ah, the appointment of Francisco Tiu Laurel Jr. as the Agriculture Secretary, a shining example of the Philippines’ government taking nepotism to new heights! 

Critics were quick to point out his generous P30 million contribution to Bongbong Marcos’ presidential campaign, but what’s a little quid pro quo among friends, right? After all, it’s not like this is the first time a Cabinet appointee owed their position to their support for Marcos. 

What truly sets Laurel apart, though, is his billionaire status (he claims that he’s now just a millionaire). Yes, you heard it right; he’s not just a lowly millionaire like the rest of us peasants. Clearly, when you’re that wealthy, you don’t need to use your government position to amass more wealth, right? I mean, who needs ethics and accountability when you can just drown your worries in your gold-plated swimming pool?

So, let’s not be too harsh on Francisco Tiu Laurel Jr. Maybe, just maybe, he’s in it for the love of public service.

And let’s not forget. He’s mostly likely the most qualified among the potential choices.