Ah, the Opulence Ball, where the wealthy elite can finally break free from their oppressive, everyday attire of gold-plated suits and diamond-studded dresses to don their one-night-only jewels, fabrics, and one-of-a-kind designs, all while the rest of us peasants are left contemplating our tattered shoelaces. 

Thanks to the creative genius of Australian businessman Ash Rye and TV host Raymond Gutierrez, the Opulence Ball is the perfect stage for celebrities to flaunt their glitz, glamour, and eerie extravagance on Halloween eve.

In a country where a significant majority of the population struggles to make ends meet, the Opulence Ball couldn’t be more appropriately named. 

It’s a delightful reminder that the economic gap between the rich and the rest of us is about as wide as the Grand Canyon. While we count our pennies, they flaunt their ostentatious wealth, leaving us wondering if this is some cruel, twisted joke. 

But hey, who needs affordable healthcare and education when you can have a night of opulent indulgence, right?