Bb. Maharlika Says PH Address on Arrest Warrant Is Fake, Files Bail With Fake $200

LOS ANGELES, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) – Claire Eden Contreras, a.k.a. Maharlika Boldyakera, says the address on the warrant arrest issued against her by the Pampanga Regional Trial Court is fake. “I’m living in America,” she proclaimed on her vlog.

The court set a P10,000 bail for her temporary release, just about the equivalent of $200.

That’s lose change for a dollar-earning Maharlika, so she paid the bail anyway, through her Philippine-based attorney.

However, it turns out that the two, $100 bills she paid as bail were fake, possibly printed by a shop on Recto Street in Manila, known for producing fake documents for a fee.

Moral of the story: fight fakery with fakery!

Today Only: Free Jollibee Yumburgers At All Philippine And Overseas Outlets!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – And the competition continues…

Yesterday, McDonald’s offered a discounted P25 quarter pounder with cheese to all customers whose first, middle or last names had the letters, “ER.”

But will competitor Jollibee be left behind? Definitely not!

For today only (August 26), Jollibee outlets in the Philippines and overseas will offer FREE yumburgers to all customers who could show through a valid, government-issued I.D. that their names have the letters “JO,” as in JOse, JOsephine, JOver, ArJO.

Expecting that their supplies will run out early, Jollibee store managers advised qualified customers to line up early before opening or to proceed to their nearest 24-hour-outlets now!

Dozens Brought To ER Over McDonald’s Promo!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Filipinos love freebies and special offers, and McDonald’s knows it well.

On August 25, the burger chain offered a special deal to all who could show a valid I.D. with their first, middle or last names having the letters “ER,” like EstER, VERgara, SolER. This entitled them to a P25-only discounted quartER poundER with cheese.

As expected, throngs of Filipinos flocked to McDonald’ outlets to claim their special deal.

Some outlets ran out of their quarter-pounders, others were overwhelmed by a stampede of burger lovers.

As a result of the stampede, dozens sustained injuries and were brought to nearby hospital ERs — Emergency Rooms.

No official statement yet from rival Jollibee.