Atty. Larry Gadon Appointed As Presidential Whisperer!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Being a Marcos loyalist has finally paid off for controversial Atty. Larry Gadon.

He has just been appointed Presidential Adviser on Poverty Alleviation (read: Presidential Whisperer).

What a highfalutin title! But what does it entail?

There is already an existing National Anti-Poverty Commission. There is the Department of Social Welfare and Development. There is the National Economic Development Authority. There’s the 4Ps. There’s various Barangay-level anti-poverty projects.

So what gives?

Someone who has the ear of the President could wield so much power over the concerned agencies. Very Sosi!

Quezon City To Start Distributing LGBTQI+ CR Cards!

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – A lot can happen within PRIDE month in Quezon City!

First, Kyusi Mayor Joy Belmonte announced that LGBTQI+ community members can now avail of her “Right to Care” cards which would allow either gay couple to make health care decisions for the other (as long as they have a special power of attorney. Duh!)

Today, as PRIDE month is about to wrap up, Belmonte announced that LGBTQI+ “CR Cards” will also be made available to self-identified gay men and women.

The special IDs will entitle the bearer to use the public comfort room (CR) of his or her choice, depending on his or her self-identification.

No more Male or Female restrooms in malls and other public places. Just gender-less CRs. With proper ID of course!

Bb. Maharlika, Larry Gadon Appointed To Juicy Malacañang Positions!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Patience is a real virtue. Los Angeles-based vlogger Bb. Maharlika and controversial Attorney Larry Gadon learned this the hard way. But all’s well that ends well.

Yesterday, Philippine President Bongbong Marcos appointed Gadon as his PAPA: Presidential Adviser on Poverty Alleviation.

Just hours later, Marcos appointed former campaign supporter-turned critic, Bb. Maharlika, as his MAMA : Malacañang Adviser on Maharlika Affairs. The Maharlika Investment Fund was named after the wide-bespectacled vlogger.

The Adobo Chronicles reached out to Bb. Maharlika who told us that her YouTube “Boljak” Channel will be deactivated at noon today. “Mission accomplished,” she said.