Luxembourg’s Prime Minister Tries To Silence Ukranian President Zelenskyy (Video)

June 1, 2023 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

BULBOACA, Moldova (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) – Not all is calm and diplomatic at the European Political Community Summit in Moldova.

Case in point: Luxembourg’s Prime Minister Xavier Bettel couldn’t stand Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s talkative nature and tried to silence the Ukrainian president.

“Blah, blah, blah,” Bettel seemed to say to Zelenskyy in this video obtained by The Adobo Chronicles — complete with hand gestures.

AC geopolitical correspondent Brian Neyra tells us what Bettel actually said to Zelenskyy was:

“You can bark bark bark all day long little doggie, but are you gonna bite?”

Woof! Woof!

(Graphics by Orman O. Manansala for The Adobo Chronicles)

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TAPE’s Press Statement On “Eat Bulaga” Reimagined

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(Orman O. Manansala contributed to this report)

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – At The Adobo Chronicles, we not only bring you the most up-to-date, unbelievable news — we also reimagine the news for you.

The controversy over the departure of Tito, Vic and Joey from GMA7 and the noontime show, “Eat Bulaga” could have been tempered a bit, had TAPE (Television and Production Exdponents, Inc.) issued a different press statement.

Here, we present three possible scenarios: bitter, better, best!