Unprecedented Triple Honorary Degrees From Ateneo de Manila University!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Ateneo de Manila University now holds the distinction of the most number of honorary doctorate degrees awarded to deserving Filipinos.

For the first time ever, a university will award not one, but three honorary doctorate degrees at this year’s commencement exercises.

The honorees are ex-Vice President Leni Robredo, TV host and actress Kim Chiu, and comedienne and beauty pageant contestant Herlene Budol.

The three are being conferred a Doctorate Degree In Mass Communications, Honoris Causa.

ADMU said in a press statement that the three women exemplify great courage in publicly communicating uplifting ideas for the betterment of Philippine society. This, despite their inherent challenges in self-expression.

Congratulations to the Tres Maria’s!

(Musikerong Panday contributed to this report.)

Credit To Leni Robredo: Her Fifth H. Degree!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Never mind that she flunked her first try at the Bar exams. Never mind that she lost big to the rival she hated most. Her rabid followers like fake investigative writer Raissa Robles are celebrating ex-Vice President Leni Robredo’s haul of non-academic degrees.

Robredo announced on her Facebook page that she is receiving her fifth HORRORary degree.

Previously, The Adobo Chronicles reported that even puppets receive honorary degrees from universities.

Fact Check: Pastor Quiboloy Is Still Alive And Kicking!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – A Facebook post by an over-zealous fan and follower of Pastor Apollo Quiboloy, founder of SMNI News Network and the Kingdom of Jesus Christ, sent shockwaves to Internet circles.

Many thought Quiboloy had passed away because of the photo used and the message posted by the netizen.

But a fact check by The Adobo Chronicles confirmed that Quiboloy is alive and kicking, and that the “memorial” posted by the netizen was for the pastor’s YouTube Channel which was deactivated by YouTube for alleged violation of its rules and community standards.

Moral of the story: Think before you hit the send botton!