MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles, Miami Bureau) – Former President Donald Trump has pleaded not guilty to 37 charges related to alleged mishandling of classified documents. Trump’s lawyers asked for a jury trial during the former president’s arraignment Tuesday at a federal courthouse in Miami.

Soon after the arraignment, Trump visited a posh Miami Cuban restaurant where he reportedly met with the Mafia to plot his exile from Havana.

Our fly on the wall tells us that he hopes to evade the Federal charges filed against him by setting up a government in exile where he plans to campaign for the 2024 presidential elections.

If elected, Trump says he will move The White House to a mansion he plans to build in Havana.

Bring out the cigars!

(The Adobo Chronicles’ senior geopolitical correspondet BRIAN NEYRA contributed to this report.)