DAVAO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Davao Bureau) – Today’s biggest news has been the International Criminal Court’s issuance of a warrant of arrest for Russian President Vladimir Putin for alleged war crimes in connection with the Ukraine conflict.

Former Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, who himself is facing ICC investigation for alleged crimes against humanity for his war on drugs, reacted to the news:

“ I would be honored to be in the same jail cell as Putin,” Duterte said, adding, “togethert, we can change the world with our brilliant ideas, albeit from our captivity.”

No comment yet from Putin or ICC as of press time.