MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The survey results are in, and all — from independent and commissioned polls, to news media and street polls — point to one thing and one thing only: the 2022 Philippine presidential race is down to two candidates:

Bongbong Marcos, dad of cutie Sandro Marcos, and Leni Robredo, dumb widow of Jesse Robredo.

Truth be told, Marcos is winning by a majority vote, compared to Robredo’s very distant second. But the Commission on Elections (Comelec) does not have the Constitutional authority to call the elections at this point.