MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Police have arrested the prime suspect in the unfortunate incident at a Jollibee Restaurant in Bonifacio Global City (BGC).

A customer complained that the Chicken Joy she bought was not the crispy fried chicken she wanted. Instead, what she got was a crispy fried kitchen towel.

The suspect, named Ronald McDonald, is now in the custody of authorities and is undergoing interrogation.

This is a developing story.