MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – A recent survey conducted by Pulse Asia shows that Filipinos are divided over what’s in store for them in the coming New Year.
An expert analysis of the survey confirms that 91% of Filipinos (the exact same number that trusts Rodrigo Duterte) find hope in the President in 2021, provided that the hashtag #NasaanAngPangulo will eventually become #GisingNaAngPangulo.
One percent of Filipinos believe that Leni Robredo gives them reason to be hopeful in 2021, provided that they can find an answer to the hashtag #NasaanAngBisePresidente.
As for the rest (8%) of the population, they are just clueless, hoping that their favorite former television network will be back in 2021. #IbalikAngABSCBN.
And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the State of the Nation.