MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In the wake of Friday’s Supreme Court decision ousting Maria Lourdes Sereno from the post of Chief Justice, her supporters have officially declared the death of Democracy.

All are invited to the funeral of Democracy.  Please be on the lookout for funeral details. Coming soon.

Protester extraordinaire Renato Reyes will deliver the eulogy.

(Please omit the flowers.  Instead you are encouraged to make a cash contribution to help finance Reyes’ professional fee and retirement fund.)