LONDON, United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) – KFC, the old, reliable fastfood chain has apologized to its patrons for the shortage of its prime menu item — chicken.

A shortage of chicken has forced many KFC stores to temporarily close shop.

An investigation conducted by The Adobo Chronicles revealed the reason for the shortage: the chicken has crossed the road — from KFC to Jollibee.

Jollibee, the popular fastfood chain based in the Philippines is about to open its first store in the U.K.

Apparently, British chicken find more joy in being served at a Filipino establishment.

Oh, Chicken Joy!