WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – House Speaker Paul Ryan today categorically denied that he screwed an altar boy.

Ryan was reacting to a statement by entertainment personality Rosie O’Donnel, who said that Ryan is going “straight to hell.”  O’Donnel was referring to the tax plan recently passed in Congress, courtesy of Ryan and the Republicans.

What Ryan didn’t realize is that he misread O’Donnel’s statement.

Here is what Rosie actually said: