MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – With the prospect of a President Donald Trump becoming more and more of a possibility, many Americans are considering moving out of the United States and taking up residence in countries like Canada, Germany, Netherlands and Switzerland.

But Americans should consider other options, like the Philippines.

Here are the top ten reasons to move to the Philippines if Trump is elected president:

1. Your $1 is worth 47 Pesos, and counting.
2. Wherever you are in the Philippines, there is a beach to your north, south, east and west.
3. Imagine owning a condominium for less than $50,000!
4. Imagine Manny Pacquiao being your senator!
5. You won’t miss CNN. There is a CNN Philippines.
6. You will never get annoying phone calls. Texting is the primary mode of communication.
7. Don’t worry about the traffic. Just stay home and you’ll be fine.
8. Don’t worry about the hot and humid weather. Just hang out in the airconditioned malls.
9. Once you reach the age of 60, you get 20% discount for all your purchases, free health insurance and priority service wherever you go.
10. By the time you move, NoyNoy Aquino will no longer be president! What a deal!

And a bonus reason: you don’t need to learn another language.  You will more than get by with your English!