WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump now leads all other GOP contenders in recent polls on who Americans think should be the party’s nominee for the 2016 U.S. presidential elections.
The Adobo Chronicles® interviewed thousands of likely voters and put together this top ten list of why Americans think Trump would make a great president:
1. There will never be a question about his birth certificate.
2. He will be effective in working with both sides of the aisle in Congress. He was a Democrat before he became a Republican.
3. As president, he won’t need a press secretary or a podium microphone, being the loud mouth that he is.
4. He has his own private jet. Imagine all that savings in taxpayer money which would otherwise be spent on Air Force One.
5. Who needs the White House when he has his Trump Towers?
6. We all know he will be the president that will finally solve illegal immigration, by closing the border and all international airports in the U.S.
7. He will be the president that will stop all wars that America is involved in. He doesn’t like wars. He dodged the Draft, remember?
8. We will finally see an end to the meme, ‘It’s the economy, stupid!’ We will have a stupid president managing our economy.
9. As president, he will have no problem saying to incompetent cabinet members, “You’re fired!”
10. We will finally see a more elaborate and fun seal of the President of the United States:
