WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – While FOX News and its loyal viewers are extremely devastated, Filipino Americans are ecstatic over the new seating chart that The White House has released for the press briefing room on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

President Barack Obama has decided to de-commission FOX News and replace the conservative news network with The Adobo Chronicles.

The publisher of The Adobo Chronicles said : “We are very honored for this rare opportunity and we promise to ask the right intelligent questions during all White House Briefings.”