Cupertino, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – In response to viral posts and videos showing that the new iPhone 6 Plus can easily bend when pressure is applied to it, Apple issued the following guidelines to its customers and potential buyers when using the 5.5-inch smart phone:
- Don’t put them in your front pocket if you’re wearing tight pants. Really tight pants.
- Don’t put them in your back pocket and sit on it. Duh!
- Don’t try to be a smart ass by posting a video of yourself on YouTube forcefully bending your new iPhone 6 Plus. Even your Apple Care subscription will not cover the damage.
- Don’t be a bully by using your phone to beat up other people.
- Drinking and texting with your iPhone 6 Plus don’t mix.
- Leave your phone at home when you go to the gym. Especially when you’re into lifting weights.
- Never ever get into a debate with Android phone owners (Samsung, Nexus, HTC , etc.) on which phone is more superior.
- Always keep your phone at least 10 feet away from a barbecue grill. Especially during tailgate parties where alcohol is served.
- Don’t ever lend your phone to an angry wrestler.
- If you have tiny hands, make sure to wear traction gloves when using your phone . That will prevent the phone from slipping off your hands.
