Cupertino, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – In response to viral posts and videos showing that the new iPhone 6 Plus can easily bend when pressure is applied to it, Apple issued the following guidelines to its customers and potential buyers when using the 5.5-inch smart phone:

1. Don’t put them in your front pocket if you’re wearing tight pants. Really tight pants.
2. Don’t put them in your back pocket and sit on it. Duh!
3. Don’t try to be a smart ass by posting  a video of yourself on YouTube forcefully bending your new iPhone 6 Plus. Even your Apple Care subscription will not cover the damage.
4. Don’t be a bully by using your phone to beat up other people.
5. Drinking and texting with your iPhone 6 Plus don’t mix.
6. Leave your phone at home when you go to the gym. Especially when you’re into lifting weights.
7. Never ever get into a debate with Android phone owners (Samsung, Nexus, HTC , etc.) on which phone is more superior.
8. Always keep your phone at least 10 feet away from a barbecue grill. Especially during tailgate parties where alcohol is served.
9. Don’t ever lend your phone to an angry wrestler.
10. If you have tiny hands, make sure to wear traction gloves when using your phone . That will prevent the phone from slipping off your hands.