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DONALD TRUMP’S STUNNING MAKEOVER!

December 9, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – Money, they say, can buy anything. Including elections. And looks. That’s exactly what billionaire Donald Trump is doing in pursuit of his presidential ambition.

Unfazed by widespread outrage over his latest tirade against Muslims — calling for shutting them out of the United States — Trump has come to the realization that it is not just his politics that’s getting in the way of his road to the Oval Office, but also his looks. He is sick and tired about nasty comments about his hair, among many other things.

Inspired by House Speaker Paul Ryan’s new bearded look, Trump summoned the best plastic surgeons he could muster and underwent a quick but stunning makeover.

Considering that oftentimes, looks and personality can spell success for an aspiring political candidate, Trump’s new persona could very well seal the deal and earn him the Republican nomination for president. Or even the U.S. presidency.

Then, he would be joining an elite group of good looking heads of state, like Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, and the King of Bhutan.

What do you think of the new and improved Donald Trump? Let us know through your comments.

Politics

SPEAKER PAUL RYAN VOWS TO KEEP FACIAL HAIR UNTIL DONALD TRUMP QUITS

December 9, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – It was all part of ‘No-Shave November.’ House Speaker Paul Ryan joined tens of thousands of Americans in growing their facial hair as part of a cancer awareness campaign.

The goal of No-Shave November was to grow awareness by embracing hair, which many cancer patients lose, and letting it grow wild and free. The money typically spent on shaving and grooming is then donated to charity to educate about cancer prevention, save lives, and aid those fighting the battle.

Well it’s now December and most have shaved their temporary facial hair. But not Ryan, and for a different reason.

The top Republican has vowed to keep his facial hair until presidential candidate Donald Trump drops out of the race.

Trump has been criticized by many, including those within his own party, for his hateful campaign rhetoric that has all but assured the Republican loss in next year’s presidential elections.

In a rare statement on presidential politics, Ryan disavowed Trump’s latest policy pronouncement calling for shutting out all Muslims from entering the United States. ‘This is not conservatism, ‘ Ryan said of Trump’s position.

‘As soon as Trump goes, so does my facial hair,’ Ryan declared.

That may take a long time.

Government, Politics

OFFICIAL PHOTO: PAUL RYAN, SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE

October 28, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

Ryan: his hands are tied (Photo courtesy of The Onion)

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – In anticipation of Paul Ryan’s formal election as the new Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives tomorrow, his Chief of Staff, Dave Hoppe, released the Congressman’s official photograph that will be hung in his office on Capitol Hill.

“It is an accurate representation of what the congressman faces as he assumes the top post in the House of Representatives: his hands are tied, his lips are sealed, and he will be taking orders from the Tea Party,” Hoppe said.

It’s business as usual on Capitol Hill.