LONDON, England (The Adobo Chronicles) – There ain’t no party like a mankini party, but the mankini parties… must be stopped, and a town in Cornwall, England did just that.

Newquay has outlawed the male bathing suits popularized by Borat, and has since noticed a significant improvement in the town’s economy. Tourists who have stayed away from the town because they were  offended by the manikinis are now back in droves.

Many Brits, however, are crying ‘foul,’ and  have accused the town of male bias. “The mankini is not that much more offensive than the female bikinis,” they said. “The private parts that are supposed to be covered are covered, just like with female bikinis, so we don’t understand what the big deal is,” they added.

They, however, failed to address the posterior end of the equation.