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TOP TEN LIST OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS THAT WILL SURPRISE YOU

December 12, 2015 Pol Pinoy 1 Comment

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LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles) – Forget about national polls showing Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump leading his rivals by double-digit numbers. Here’s a top ten list of his supporters, many of whom may shock you:

Hillary Clinton and the Democratic National Committee, for obvious reasons that have to do with the general elections
Queen Elizabeth who is drumming up support for a British travel ban on Trump
HumorFeed, the coalition of satire writers. Trump keeps them busy, 24/7
FOX News. Without Trump, the newsroom will have no choice but cover the Clinton campaign
CNN. Without Trump, the newsroom won’t be able to claim balanced coverage
The Daily Show host Trevor Noah. His ratings continue to skyrocket, thanks to Trump
Stand-up comedians, for the same reason as No. 3
Neo-Nazis. Their beloved Führer is ressurected
The construction business. Think about jobs that will be created under Trump’s plan for the great wall along the U.S.-Mexico border
Some of your own Facebook friends. On your FB page’s search box, type in ‘My friends who like Donald Trump .’ Prepare for the shock of your life. The ‘unfriend’ button might come in handy

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DONALD TRUMP’S STUNNING MAKEOVER!

December 9, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – Money, they say, can buy anything. Including elections. And looks. That’s exactly what billionaire Donald Trump is doing in pursuit of his presidential ambition.

Unfazed by widespread outrage over his latest tirade against Muslims — calling for shutting them out of the United States — Trump has come to the realization that it is not just his politics that’s getting in the way of his road to the Oval Office, but also his looks. He is sick and tired about nasty comments about his hair, among many other things.

Inspired by House Speaker Paul Ryan’s new bearded look, Trump summoned the best plastic surgeons he could muster and underwent a quick but stunning makeover.

Considering that oftentimes, looks and personality can spell success for an aspiring political candidate, Trump’s new persona could very well seal the deal and earn him the Republican nomination for president. Or even the U.S. presidency.

Then, he would be joining an elite group of good looking heads of state, like Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, and the King of Bhutan.

What do you think of the new and improved Donald Trump? Let us know through your comments.

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DEVELOPING: DONALD TRUMP SUSPENDS CAMPAIGN FOR REPUBLICAN NOMINATION, WILL RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT!

December 8, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (Exclusive to The Adobo Chronicles) – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said he didn’t care about political correctness when he called for banning all Muslims from entering the United States, despite condemnations from The White House, his fellow Republican candidates, and Muslim communities in the U.S. and abroad.

But it took a short but direct statement from newly-installed (and newly-bearded) House Speaker, Republican Paul Ryan who disowned Trump’s comments, for the real estate mogul to finally realize he’s not going to get his party’s nomination. So today, Trump suspended his campaign, but only in as far as being a Republican candidate was concerned.

Buoyed by polls showing that almost three-quarters of his supporters would still vote for him if he ran as an independent, Trump put into motion his new presidential campaign as a third-party, independent candidate.

There is no stopping The Donald, notwithstanding the führer, we mean the furor, over his policy and campaign statements.