Pentagon Wants Filipino Seamen To Act As Spies For The U.S.!

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – gCaptain.com is reporting that the Pentagon is seriously considering Filipino mariners to act as spies for the United States.

Numbering in the hundreds of thousands, Filipino seamen serve on ships belonging to nearly every nation, operating in almost all major ports and shipyards globally. These mariners undergo rigorous training, and all officers are proficient in English. Because of this, Pentagon says these Pinoys constitute a substantial, yet untapped, intelligence network.

In preparation for this eventually, the U.S. has ordered the printing of additional half a million CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) badges that will be distributed soon to all Filipino seamen.

(AC senior geopolitics correspondent Brian Neyra contributed to this report)

PH Navy Blames ‘Enemy’ For Failure Of Its Surface-To-Air Missile System!

ZAMBALES, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Olongapo Bureau) – The Philippine Navy is reeling with embarrassment after its much-hyped surface to missile system failed in front of its own Commander-in-Chief, President Bongbong Marcos.

The Navy was supposed to showcase the firepower of the Mistral 3 surface-to-air missile in the presence of the President and other top military and civilian officers.

But alas, technical issues marred the demonstration as the mock target, a drone, failed to launch.

In a statement, the Navy said that its new technology works fine, and blamed the ‘enemy’ for not showing up.

A Rare, Elon Musk Apology

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Tesla CEO and Twitter Chief Technology Officer is not one to apologize for anything, not even for embarrassing his own CEO on national TV.

But there is always a first time.

Yesterday, Musk apologized to Magneto for a tweet he posted regarding George Soros.

Magneto is a powerful mutant, one of a fictional subspecies of humanity born with superhuman abilities, who has the ability to generate and control .

Musk likes to control but this time he was controlled by a mutant.

Chief geopolitics correspondent Brian Neyra contributed to this report.

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