South Koreans Keep Calm Amid Air Raid Warning

by Brian Neyra

SEOUL, South Korea – South Korea is called ‘Land of the Morning Calm’ for nothing.

On Wednesday, North Korea said it launched a rocket carrying a military spy satellite which crashed into the Yellow Sea due to an engine problem.

Almost simultaneously, air raid sirens sounded in Seoul. After hearing the alarm, Seoul residents walked out of their houses as orderly and as calmly as the air raid tune suggested.

Moral of the story: Stampede kills, calmness saves lives.

Government Agencies Cannot Invest In Maharlika Fund, But Paintings OK.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The Philippine Congress has approved the Maharlika Wealth Fund with the caveat that certain government corporations like SSS, GSIS, Pag-IBIG, and PhilHealth cannot invest in it.

But in an interview with The Adobo Chronicles, House Speaker Martin Romualdez said purchase of paintings are allowed.

It will be recalled that GSIS did purchase a 110-year-old oil painting, “Parisian Life” by Juan Luan at an auction in Hong Kong for P46 million. The Confederation for Unity, Recognition and Advancement for Government Employees (Courage) questioned the acquisition which tapped the contributions of government employees nationwide. 

Local and international artists welcomed the Congress’ move, saying the approved bill is the best thing that ever happened to the arts.

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