Adobo Chronicles Now No. 27 In World’s Top 100 Satire Sites!

SAN JOSE, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) –The Adobo Chronicles, which Rappler says is “fake news” and blogger Mark Anthony Lopez believes is lacking in “substance”, is now No. 27 in the world’s top 100 satire sites. It moved up yet another notch from No. 28 just a week ago.

Since its inception in 2013, the site which describes itself as the “best source of up-to-date, unbelievable news” has already reached more than 28 million viewers.

Congratulations to the AC team and kudos to all our subscribers, followers, and yes, haters!

AI Referees To Debut in NCAA 99!

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – GMA Integrated News has released a preview of what to expect from the AI hosts of the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) Season 99.

As previously announced, human sportscasters will be replaced with AI (Artificial Intelligence) hosts.

The AI hosts impressed viewers with their Tagalog skills!

AI Sportscasters

But wait, there’s more!

NCAA just announced that human referees will now also be replaced with AI! No more bad calls, no more missed player violations, and hopefully, no more boxing matches resulting from human error.

Welcome to the world of AI sports.

Will scores soon be determined by AI as well?

Commentary: Anonymously Yours, Politique PH

The fast-rising Internet high-society page sensation, “Politique PH” has been tagged by detractors as “That Anonymous Page,” as if anonymity threatens their very existence.

Politique PH is turning into a thorn on the side of many celebrities, politicians and self-proclaimed political pundits who prefer their discourse to be one-sided, fawning and humorless. 

Politique uses wit, sarcasm and colorful language to express alternative viewpoints and its use of anonymity just adds an extra layer of intrigue and annoyance for those who prefer political discourse to be as bland and predictable as yesterday’s rice. It’s as if anonymity is some sort of nefarious activity. 

Of course, these same critics conveniently ignore the fact that there’s an international group called “Anonymous” operating in the shadows of the  Internet, pulling off world-changing feats like hacking into the most secure government databases, all while using the same name.

We don’t have to leave the Philippines either. Prior to being exposed by Thinking Pinoy, Jover Laurio was basking in her imaginary glory under the name “Pinoy Ako Blog.” (Incidentally, a local court has ordered Thinking Pinoy, a.k.a. RJ Nieto to pay Laurio damages for violating her privacy.)

So march on, dear cowering cry babies.  Leave Politique PH alone and just enjoy her company while she sips her chamomile  tea!

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