Senator Bong Revilla Proposes 5-Seater Motorcycles

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Actor-turned-Senator Bong Revilla is taking his vice chairmanship of the Senate Committee on Public Services very seriously. Now, he is focused on solving the country’s mass transportation problems and unending traffic woes.

In a move that left his colleagues scratching their heads (because they didn’t think of this first), Revilla urged vehicle manufacturers to come up with 5-seater motorcycles, saying that increasing the passenger capacity of Angkas and other motor ride hailing services would make a significant impact on traffic and mass transportation.

Revilla unveiled a 5-seater motorcycle model which he said he saw on one of his travels to some Southeast Asian countries.

The senator further proposed to grant full tax exemptions for vehicle manufacturers that will venture into the 5-seater motorbikes.

Dateline Zürich: Satire Triggers Your Ire

by Maria Bratikova

Aha-ha. Huh!

Satire is not just a fire
That can trigger your ire.
It‘s a tricky quagmire,
when you‘re in dire.
You dive in, it‘s a weir!
Lungs burst, like a damaged tyre.

Satire pokes your glands of desire
You‘re solo-singing a choir. . .
With no one playing a lyre.
You‘re walking a live wire

Your solitude stinks in the mire
One you caused, a consuming pyre.
From it you‘re going to expire.
Dang, the picture is not dwire!

Oh my, oh my, oh my

Politique PH Tuesdays: The Importance Of Being Earnest (Influencers)

by Politique PH

These so-called influencers are playing victims, but let’s not be fooled. Imagine, just a few people with hundreds of thousands of followers are steering our political conversations. 

Good if they are legitimate critics, writing for the interest of the nation; but no, they spread hate and propaganda just because things didn’t go their way. 

This is not about the DDS vs Loyalists; it’s about a few bitter voices with their own shady goals against us, the REAL People of the Philippines. 🇵🇭

It’s high time we steer the narrative back to what really matters instead of letting a select few dictate the conversation with their endless venom. ✊🏽

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