Socmed: It’s Not a Numbers Game!

In the ever-evolving landscape of bloggers and social media influencers, one thing remains abundantly clear: follower counts have become the ultimate yardstick of vanity. Whether you’re rocking a humble 20, a middling 200,000, or a whopping 2 million followers, these numbers guarantee nothing in the realm of genuine engagement. The digital sphere, it appears, has become an arena where popularity is often synonymous with political bias rather than actual influence.

Substance in the content is rarer than a unicorn, with posts frequently reeking of propaganda and fanatical fervor. True influence, it seems, is wielded exclusively among those who already nod in unwavering agreement. Social media champions the cause of free speech, but along with that freedom comes a paramount duty to uphold facts, show respect, and engage critically with opposing perspectives.

In this era, the definition of “influence” ought to revolve around truth rather than luring unsuspecting souls with a cocktail of falsehoods and personal attacks. It’s time to weigh influence by the scale of authenticity, not merely by the number of virtual acolytes.

Dateline Zürich: Your Thunder Has No Sound

by Maria Bratikova

When you go a-seething
Cos Adobo Chronicle’s a-printing
Know your brain‘s a-wasting,
Or, just not existing.

Your body’s a-squirming
You know yah been a-bitching.
No reason, just you accusing
Others of what you’re doing.

Do not use your mediocrity
Nor your native inferiority
To undermine our superiority
You‘ll never top our ability.

This i now tell you, Bro . . .
Quit the nonsense, be true.
Not late a brain to grow
Or find one to borrow.

Will see you tomorrow
Then you will again know
We’re the better honcho
It‘s true you‘re just so-so.

Ode To Joy (Belmonte)

In a dazzling display of political acrobatics, Quezon City Mayor Joy Belmonte has finally emerged from her self-imposed silence chamber to address the Commonwealth Avenue VIP traffic debacle. Yet, her statement reads like a masterclass in vagueness and evasion, leaving us all in a whirlwind of bewilderment.

While expressing her desire to have the relieved traffic police back on duty, Belmonte conveniently neglects to reveal the true identity of the so-called VIP involved in the incident. The public has already deduced that it wasn’t the illustrious VP Sarah Duterte, but the identity of this mystery VIP remains a closely guarded secret, shrouded in the murkiness of political opacity.

As if that’s not perplexing enough, the mayor’s control over local police forces makes her silence on the matter all the more questionable. She could have promptly initiated an investigation or even ordered the stop herself, but alas, we are left with more questions than answers.

And let’s not forget the cherry on this absurd cake: the contemplated charges against the video uploader. Will Belmonte pull the plug on this dubious plan next? Only time will tell if this traffic saga will unravel into a full-blown political circus, complete with clowns and acrobats.

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